Why I can't stop having a crush on him:

Him: "blah blah blah, now it's ours" in reference to something in the kitchen to a fellow employee.

Me (Over hearing this, and interrupting): No milk will ever be, our milk.

Him: But they donst gotsta know about it.

And bam! Back there again.

Fkjretertmgls.

Guh.

I think I'll try to avoid him at all costs for the rest of my life.

Someone come distract me, please!

You MUST wear your sunglasses in the bar.

Yikes.

Look at how much fun we are!

Dave and I

At the Middle Villa

Driving home, as safely as possible.

Roommate Tad and NaDean

Darrough, myself and Ryan. Whoa.

Colleen and Vicki

I vaguely remember having a whole post written out, and then it not being published due to lack of internet connection last night. So, that's probably for the better. I did too many drugs and drank too much alcohol, per usual. I had a smashing good time, though. I hung out with my mother all day in Grand Rapids at this restaraunt called the Blue Water Grill. Sat outside by the lake, polished off about a bottle and a half of wine, and I think actually got a little sunburnt. Wild and crazy!

Then we stopped at this little bar in Middleville, called the Middle Villa, where apparently my grandparents came and had dinner years and years ago. I'll post some pictures shortly.

Then we went (not my mom and I, Aba and I) to a little bonfire, where we proceeded to spin into oblivion while playing hide-and-seek, in the dark, inside and out, in a place where I had never been.

And then we made it to last call at Harvey's. Where (!) my roommate was having beers after 100 days of sobriety. Pretty fun.

So, after drinking and drugging for, say, 14 hours straight, I feel like shit this morning. Yay being a responsible human being!

I do however, have all day off today. Yeah!

I don't have time to write too much but...

I just received a spam e-mail from "Cedric" and the subject line said...

"Restore power to your groins".

Ha!

I'm off to complete the 2nd half of my work day. Itsa gonna bea party! Schedule this week:

Today: 9-4, 530-1030
Tomorrow: 9-4, 6-1030
Friday: 9-4, 5-12 ish
Saturday: 9-4, 5-12ish
Sunday: 1030-330, book club!

I did get my first big paycheck from Bell's today, though. That definitely lifted my spirits and hopefully my bank account. Boo-ya mother fucker!

Out!

This list is not exclusive

I'd go the whole wide world

The weather today makes for a fantastic day off, although I wish I hadn't spent the first 4 hours of it on my couch. Tad and I did get some quality Team Elmwood time in, though. But really, folks, it's 63 degrees out and there isn't a cloud in the sky.

I spoke with Brian last night (which reminds me I need to speak with Brandon) but! he arrived safely in Austin with Cody. So, watch out Texas because i'm not sure if you're prepared for Hurricane Brody. See what I did there? Clever.

I think it's about time to get the fuck outta Dodge. Especially before winter comes. Maybe I'll make my way down to Texas too. Now that I think about it, it would be a nice Vacation destination. Ellen, what are you doing for winter break? Eh? Eh? Think about it.

God damn it's nice outside.

P.S If you haven't had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich, do. It'll change your life.

P.P.S That image was the first thing that came up when I googled "Winter Break, Austin Texas", so if that's any indication as to what it would be like, sign me up. Those kids are having a fucking blast.

Oh boy, oh jeeze.

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