I would really like a sandwich.

I had a whole post written out, and then the stupid internet stopped working and it didn't save.

I just had to sneeze but yawned instead. A very weird sensation.

Anyway! I've been sort of ill the past few days, but that, my friends, has not kept me from rocking hard. It is in fact a full moon and I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

I feel so much better now that I'm riding a bike again (sans the weird tingling sensation I have in the muscles I haven't used in about a year). I've stopped wearing make-up and am still going strong on my meatless diet. I feel really good, except that constant "I feel like I have to sneeze but the fucker won't come out, feeling".

I've also started working two jobs again, which feels more comfortable. Plus! this job has totally sweet benefits. Like, a free six-pack of beer a week. And free shows. And I'm surrounded by hippies. Ah, home. Although, it will never, ever replace Grateful Bread. I really want some soup. Will someone send me some Morroccan tomato and a cheese scone please?

In other news, I'd like to give a KFRX dedication to Helen Cooper and Keeley Dunn. 'Cause them girls are kicking August's ass.

I need a haircut in a really bad way.